A thing I would subscribe to

Is a service called Well What Would You Have Said Then? There have been a quite high number of situations lately where something very strange has happened, and I've "dealt" with it in a half-hearted and ineffectual way, and afterwards gone, "I definitely did that wrong. One day I will look back on that and think: my response to that was just all over the place."

So what would be nice is a thing where you could choose the five people whose moral compass or whatever you most trust, and then you could make it so whenever something a bit off happens to you where you don't know how the hell you are meant to respond, an alarm would go off above those five people's beds, and a LOUD VOICE would tell them exactly what was happening, and then they would quickly have to Sketch Out a response telling you what they would do, and then you would at least have some different perspectives.

There are a number of problems with this, obviously. But still.