mae and dan can't think of a name for their baby yet

So there has been a lot of me sitting around looking at baby name books and reading out the dumbest names and saying, "Why don't you call it Duff? Why don't you call it Boone? Why don't you just call it Gary?"

and then Mae will say, "Well why don't YOU just call it that?" and so it goes back and hilariously forth.

the other day i said, "Listen, why don't you just call it Bart?" which made me laugh for ages, and then dan told me how his dad has this pal called Bart Simpson, ("The Simpsons wasnt a thing when he was born") which made me laugh for ages and ages more. Here's mae on the heath. If you look not even very closely at all, you'll see an old topless woman sitting behind her. This is typical. Everyone at the women's pond is sort of my age or younger, or else old like this lady. No one is middle aged. It gives you quite a warped idea of The Different Ages Of Woman.

What we ate for lunch that day: apples and peanut butter sandwiches and tea in a flask