Fizzy is getting a cat next week and I think she is going to name it after Boris Johnson

That is a much better name for a duck, I would say. Boris Johnson is almost the least feline politician I could ever imagine.
But this is a good game. Like obviously if you had a sad old dog that had been in a hunting accident and was consequently slightly blind and Fierce, but mostly sad and irritating, you would name it after Gordon Brown.
David Cameron: A big fit Guinea pig. Or a thin seal.
Saying you would name your supercilious terrier after Tony Blair is too easy, but it's only easy because it's true.
If you had a muscly little horse with spots on you would name it after Hilary Clinton.
I'm going to be thinking about this all day.