Where ridiculous entitled weirdos made a real Point of not asking for presents at their wedding. And then the fine print on the invitation was oh obviously we want presents, just not normal ones, we want some trees for the wood on our estate only a few starkly elegant and symbolic bajillion dollar trees we love the environment and do not care for material things.
and I always thought that was such garbage. In the same way that wedding registries are garbage. Can't just force people to buy you very specific things.
HOWEVER. now that I have MY OWN BALCONY, all I want to do is have a party where I force everyone to buy me pot plants. and of course I don't just want a million things of basil, AND NO CACTUSES PLEASE, so of course I would have to have a list of some kind, and this is obviously how it begins.
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