if I was the king of everything

These are some words that would be banned: Fuckstick, rad, fuckbag, douchebag, so rad, whilst, totally rad, vom, fuckery, actually kind of creative use of the eff word would be very frowned upon. Not that I think it is a special word or anything, and GOD KNOWS that language is an ever-changing sea, pulled about This Way And That by the shifting tides of whatever. It's just that I don't like it very much, all this sort of Withnail and I-esque "play" with Curse Words. It's just that I think it is stupid.