This eye thing is No Joke

I'm really enjoying it. Every article about Ed Miliband published in the last few days is guaranteed to contain two things.
1. A worried aside about his huge bonkers staring eyes.*
2. Some sort of biblical reference to brothers**

Also, they will call him Red Ed at least once, either in inverted commas or not. Which is obviously LUDICROUS, and I don't think the guardian is helping by having a photo of him on the front page where he is just totally all red, on a red background, like he is in some kind of darkroom. Maybe it's so you can't see his demented eyes.



* My best was a thing where they said he is better than Gordon Brown because he has not one mad eye, but two.

** The cartoon in the guardian this morning was Ed on a horse jumping backwards out a grave and the caption said "Yes We Cain". This is Pushing It, I think.